Protect thy ass.
Feed thy ass.
Get thy ass to better real estate.

"The easiest way for a robot to build another robot is to get a human being to do that for it"

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"The game is afoot"

"It took us a long time to finally come up with hot bot hardware to passively satisfy the mechanically-deficient code-meglomaniacs we lovingly call our customers"

A pinch of fairy dust, eye of newt, and thou.
But actually it all starts with a basic question: “wouldn't it be cool to have a robot that...”.
A good pile of robot junk also helps.

Rest assured soon you will be dragged kicking and screaming into the sunlight by your own game consoles. Gun-fodder for city-wde roleplaying titles like “Rainbow 6: Lust for Glory”.
Get ready for it. Wear sunblock.

"I think it's important to always carry enough technology to restart civilization, should it be necessary"

"I also sport a Casio “sea-pathfinder” flux-gate compass timepiece modified as a pocket watch. Also never anywhere without my Red Wing “roper” boots, and of course, the wafer-flex Bamblweeny submeseon posotronic brain woven into my hat, just to filter alien thought-control spam."

"Destroying Tokyo is Mechagodzilla's problem, not mine (therapy is obviously not helping since he went off the bottle)"